Titty Croissants

thorsmightythighs

sgt-celestial

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

sgt-celestial

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megafreeman

allineedisatardis

Anonymous asked:

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

beartnie answered:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

thesexiestselkie

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

derinthescarletpescatarian

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk #maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers #they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

revanchistsuperstar

Hi, just wanted to say as someone who works in social services that “social services have utterly failed Elmo” is immediately going into my every day lexicon, thanks c: